benny blanco – “Hermoso” review

benny blanco is a 38 year old producer, songwriter, record executive & author from Reston, Virginia who made his debut in 2018 with Friends Keep Secrets under Interscope Records. He recently produced my favorite album Selena Gomez has ever made I Said I Love You First…& You Said It Back in the spring of last year preceding their marriage several months later, departing from A&M Records following a 10 month tenure on the label to drop his sophomore effort that I’m sure will have a 2nd disc much like the predecessor a week after Adam Page & Brodido ended The Demand’s week-long reign as AEW World Trios Champions at Grand Slam VIII in partnership with Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL) at Arena México.

“Un poco perdido” by Neton Vega opens up drunkenly admitting he’s lost whereas “Te Olvido (La La)” by Becky G & Selena Gomez blends Latin pop, reggaetón & cumbatión asking what their partners have that no one else does. “Joven y salvaje” by Bb trickz co-produced by Cashmere Cat wasn’t bad of a contemporary R&B, pop rap, bedroom pop, alt-pop, post-punk revival single talking about not wanting to pick up the phone while the dream pop-inspired “Memoria De Paz” by The Marías depicts 2 lovers holding the sound of their voices on the phone tightly.

After the “Te Amo” interlude, “Ay Bendito” by Mora featuring co-production from Ovy on the Drums takes a breezier approach instrumentally getting sexual with the songwriting & “Degenere” by Myke Towers succeeding the “Cinco” skit properly concludes Hermoso with a reggaetón closer fans of his already heard a couple years ago when his 5th album La Pantera Negra came out so it’s a bit unnecessary although I suppose it wouldn’t be a bad introduction for those who’ve never heard of him.

Part of me respects benny blanco for what he’s musically done with artists like Eminem & of course the late Juice WRLD in the past, but I do find it strange for him to go full Latin for a Friends Keep Secrets follow-up that I’d consider weaker than his debut. Hermoso’s production is more Latin-heavy experimenting with Latin pop, reggaetón, cumbatión, contemporary R&B, pop rap, bedroom pop, alt-pop, post-punk revival & dream pop except I feel like it doesn’t come from a sincere place like Cypress Hill’s latest full-length Dios Bendiga.

Score: 1.5/5

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Internet Money Records – “We All We Needed” review

This is the sophomore effort from Los Angeles, California label & producer collective Internet Money Records founded by Taz Taylor. Releasing their full-length debut B4 the Storm to moderate reception in the summer of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, they would later drop an extended play a couple years later called We All We Got which I found myself enjoying more than majority of people generally did. BabyBartier, ladé, Sir Untre & unitus have all signed to Taz since & he’s having all 4 of them coming to they’re for We All We Needed under their new distribution deal with Mercury Records & Republic Records.

“Lambo, Maybach & Black Truck” by BabyBartier, Sir Untre & unitus produced by Nash opens up with the trio boasting the luxurious whips they’re hopping out of whereas “Helly” finds all 3 of them sticking together over a Cxdy instrumental dedicating this to all the rebels who’re staying down. “Flexed Up” by BabyBartier & Sir Untre combines some synthesizers & 808s so they can talk about being too geeked prior to BabyBartier getting a track of his own with “No Problems” clarifying that he doesn’t have any issues.

As for “Tellin’ Lies”, we have unitus talking about walking with the bag differently than everyone else while “Monster” by BabyBartier & Sir Untre impressively trades verses with one another on top of a rage beat. “Home” by Sir Untre gives the latter a chance to shine talking about not being broke anymore while “Medusa” by BabyBartier & Sir Untre runs it back over a PROJECT4PLAY instrumental so they can topically get some gangsta shit together.

“Yellow” by BabyBartier talks about being up in the club all night sippin’ lean while “Pop Tags” by BabyBartier & unitus reaches the midway point of We All We Needed explaining that they be fuckin’ so many bad hoes boiling down to them having that swag when walking around over synthesizers & hi-hats. “Ceiling” by BabyBartier hooks up some bells to talk about stacking money higher than it can go while “Steve Nash” by BabyBartier references the Phoenix Suns’ senior advisor of the same name.

Sir Untre joins Bartier for the only single “556” explaining their precise caliber over a Maaly Raw beat while “Do the Most” by unitus talks about the very reason his hoe loves him & putting her in Chanel. “Sing” by ladé marks one of the latter’s only 2 appearances & giving him a solo cut to spit that gangsta shit preceding “Down” by BabyBartier, Sir Untre & unitus was only right until the 3 talking about breaking it off with bitches who have no swag over a Zaan instrumental.

“Words Don’t Hurt, Bullets Do” by Sir Untre winds down We All We Needed’s final moments discussing his preference of letting the stick leave everyone in pain since he’s so pissed that he doesn’t even wanna talk while “Whole Lot” by BabyBartier talks about having so much product where he straight up asks what one would like to buy. “I Love” by Sir Untre expresses the gratification he gets outta hearing gunfire while “Mojo” by BabyBartier & ladé concludes the album talking about getting drugs off a boat.

To my knowledge: Rich Amiri has been primarily holding it down for Internet Money Records within the past couple years so it overdue for Taz to bring some fresh new faces on board & We All We Needed certainly offers a promising future for the imprint. BabyBartier, ladé, Sir Untre & unitus all deliver some of their hungriest performances on wax & I found myself enjoying more out of the production than I did when Bartier made his major label debut this spring.

Score: 3.5/5

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Phoebe Bridgers – “Lost Weekend” review

Phoebe Bridgers is a 31 year old singer/songwriter & producer from Pasadena, California known for being 1/3 of the supergroup Boygenius & formerly 1/2 of the Better Oblivion Community Center. Her 2017 full-length studio debut Stranger in the Alps as well as the 2020 sophomore effort Punisher would individual become some of the most crucial indie folk recorded this decade for their own separate reasons, returning after a 30 month hiatus to put out her 3rd studio LP following her own label Saddest Factory Records’ demise.

“The Outside” made for a sparsely slow intro produced by Jack Antonoff using a vocoder to discuss cycling or overlapping identities whereas “Lost Boys” fuses folk rock, indie rock, heartland rock, Americana & indie folk putting a more tragic spin on the group of children Peter Pan leads. “Kill Me” has a janglier quality to it mentioning her boyfriend Bo Burnham while “The Governor’s Waltz” recalls her previous relationship with Paul Mescal embracing a singer/songwriter vibe.

Meanwhile on the indie rock-inspired “Bobby”, we have Phoebe telling Bo she believes he’s truly the one for himl prior to the title track continuing to delve more into her calling off her engagement to Paul & referencing the way John Lennon described his 18-month separation from his widow Yoko Ono. “Haunted” turns up the Americana influences reusing the same ghost motif Phoebe has become known for musically until “Panorama” recalls a high-rise hotel stay interrupted by a cryptic visitor.

“Still Standing” acoustically kicks off the 2nd half of Lost Weekend looking back at the complex relationship she had with her abusive father following his death while “Liberty Tree” details on how things are currently going with Bo Burnham & I felt him doing background vocals was a sweet little nod. “Never Going Back!” combines a capellas with acoustics & a voicemail from her father expanding on the relationship they had while the intense “Other Plans” further embrace the John Lennon influences.

After the compositional “Lost Parade” intermission, “I Can’t Wait” winds down Lost Weekend’s final act embracing an ambient pop direction singing about accepting the 2 contradicting parts of her identity while “As Above” breaks down her perception of grief & love over layered instrumentation. A sequel to the title track concludes the album with a full circle moment revisiting the ideas of that song & breaking a cycle via a hard-earned catharsis.

Being introduced to Phoebe Bridgers after she was featured on the final installment of KiD CuDi’s historic Man on the Moon trilogy at the end of 2020 & later SZA’s sophomore effort S.O.S., Lost Weekend expands the artistic growth of Punisher far enough where I can say she had made her finest collection of material. The indie folk, singer/songwriter, Americana, indie rock, folktronica & ambient production Jack Antonoff handles compliments the themes exploring past her past relationships, the formation of a stable new relationship, grief & dissociation with her fame.

Score: 4.5/5

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Stanwill – “$tanley” review

This is the latest & 5th full-length LP from Detroit, Michigan rapper Stanwill. Coming up as 1/3 of the ShittyBoyz with Babytron & TR Dee signing to Lando Bando’s own The Hip Hop Lab Records, he eventually branched out on his own during the COVID-19 pandemic off the debut EP $camwill as well as it’s successor Gifted & the debut mixtape Van Gundy. He also went Full Auto for his 3rd EP & 4ever $hittin’ following Still $hittin’, coming off Stan Always Will for a deeper look at $tanley.

“X Rated” doesn’t have the strongest instrumental to kick things off speaking of having that dog in him prior to “Alzheimer’s” explaining that he’ll stay up all night for the money since he could a give a fuck about catching any rest. “Oscar Mayer” discusses catching the muhfucka talking spicy on his name & putting a bullet in his head just before “Hocus Pocus” featuring T Bone finds the pair trading bars with each other similarly to both of Stan’s last couple albums.

Continuing from there, “Action Packed” hooks up some bells to talk about anyone beefing with the Dog $hit Militia being left on stretchers leading into the piano-driven “Go Figure” brushing off some broke ass hater for staying pressed. “Betta Ask Somebody” explains that he ain’t gonna send disses unless he’s wrapping up corpses while Danny G saves my favorite beat for “I.Y.K.Y.K. (If You Know You Know)” so he & Lil Mello can discuss their respective wealth.

“Motion Picture” wraps up the 1st leg of $tanley going for a mellower vibe instrumentally asking how one’s simultaneously wearing Rick & owing rent prior to “Disco $hit” kicking off the 2nd half combining the Detroit sound & disco talking about no one in his squad sharing racks with each other. “Up 50” featuring Buddyy speaks of others having trouble catching up to the run they’ve been on while “Bruce Wayne” likens himself to the main character of the Warner Bros. subsidiary DC Entertainment-owned Batman franchise.

The ShittyBoyz get together for “Jahmyr Gibbs” talking about investing in themselves while “2026” expresses confidence of becoming historic. “Same Old Ways” dabbled with plugg & pop rap advising against saying names if he’s being interrogated while “What You Need” decently tackles themes of love. “I Got More” talks about not worrying over shit & “Come With Me” sends off the album with a melodically romantic plugg outro.

Ahead of his very first solo show next weekend, Stanwill comes off D$M’s debut tape a couple weeks earlier to reveal a more introspective side to him including some interesting experimentations with plugg & pop rap towards the backend of $tanley. The pluggier moments somewhat take me back to 4ever $hittin’ & the poppier cuts might not be for everyone although I understand him doing it in the context of those tracks.

Score: 3.5/5

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Marilyn Manson – “1 Assassination Under God 2” review

This is the 13th studio LP from Ohio singer/songwriter, actor, painter & writer Marilyn Manson. Signing to Nothing Records & Interscope Records, his debut Portrait of an American Family proved to be a passable industrial rock/alt-metal debut although The Triptych launched him into international stardom. Said triptych including Antichrist Superstar, Mechanical Animals & my favorite Holywood: In the Shadow of the Valley. The Golden Age of Grotesque & Eat Me, Drink Me were both received to mixed responses as was his final Interscope offering The High End of the Low & the Loma Vista Recordings debut Born Villain. However during my senior year of high school, The Pale Emperor made his true return to form followed by Heaven Upside Down & the Shooter Jennings-produced We Are Chaos wrapped up his Loma Vista contract. Marilyn hasn’t been around musically in a while because of psychological & sexual abuse allegations, which I can’t speak for myself on whether they’re true or false. Coming off his Nuclear Blast Records debut 1 Assassination Under God however, he’s back for a sequel.

“Unalive” begins with a goth rock intro singing about his eyes never weeping & being the only enemy we need whereas “Don’t Answer the Door” shifts towards an industrial rock vibe speaking of the tongues coveting us & consuming every last thing they see. “Front Toward Enemy” was a rebellious industrial metal/rock single with secondary influences of alternative metal demanding those on the ground to get up & right while “All the Vilest Things” dismisses revenge because those who tried to destroy him made him stronger.

Kicking off the 2nd half, “None of the Suns” takes it back to the goth rock sound singing about being in the black now at the end of everything while “Lucifer’s Teardrop” goes industrial rock again likening his heart to a loaded gun. “The Arsonist” sings about being the poison one can’t ever take over an industrially alternative rock crossover & once “Exit Wound” tolerably culminates all the general sounds explored to get resilient, the outro “Enantiomorph” concludes 1 Assassination Under God 2 singing about refusing to let people kill him or break his love.

Regardless of where Marilyn Manson goes beyond the 1 Assassination Under God duology, I can confidently say I enjoyed this final chapter more than its companion which felt like a cross between Mechanical Animals & Holywood. The darker production primarily leans towards the industrial rock side of things than 1 Assassination Under God 2‘s predecessor did retaining elements of alt-rock, alternative metal, goth rock & industrial metal using each stone he had thrown at him to sharpen his edges & outgrow purgatory.

Score: 4/5

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The Musalini – “The Don & Eye 3” review

New York emcee & Jamla Records signee The Musalini running it back with 9th Wonder for his 14th studio LP. Taking the underground by storm since 2018 after dropping his debut mixtape Musalini Season, he went on to release 3 full-lengths & another tape before signing to TCF Music Group. Since then, he’s made himself home by dropping a few EPs & Return of the Oro in the early part of this decade. In God We Trust produced by 38 Spesh, The Don & Eye alongside its sequel fully produced by 9th Wonder & Pure Izm produced by Khrysis have all quickly become his best material over the past 4 years. Mackaroni produced by Cookin’ Soul and Live & Let Fly produced by DJ Fresh were really enjoyable too, now looking to properly conclude The Don & Eye trilogy.

After the “Musalini’s Stroll” intro, “Lay Low” featuring Le$ links up for a funky opener talking about playing to win & likening themselves to Rick James without the coke whereas “2 Letters” instrumentally takes a more soulful synth-based approach suggesting one would do better if they knew better. “Shrimp Lo Mein” shifts towards a boom bap direction talking about the long nights making him who he is while “Can You Stand the Rain?” featuring Silent Snipers, Swank & Sweata poses that very question.

“Game Cold” takes the opulent boom bap route assuring his partner it’s all love while “Pocket Full” has a groovier approach talking about him & this woman who he quite a bit in common with. “Off the Books” gives off a more chilled out mood explaining he’s only here to win & the eagerness of showing those new around the operation leading into “Memories” combines elements of soul & boom bap talking about a woman he sees in his dreams.

Kicking off the 2nd half, we have Mu$ on “Salt Box” trying to bring balance to the game while “Pretty Lady” featuring Swank reunites the pair goes for a chipmunk soul direction promising their lovers they could be sitting right beside them in the Porsche rollin’ blunts if they really want to be. “Owe It All” takes some elements of jazz rap & soul talking about having to take some time outta his prime to live it up whole “Car Keys” featuring King Draft links up so they can discuss still standing in true fashion.

“Fast Life” flashily dedicates itself to the hustlers doing numbers while “Picture Me Rollin’” featuring Silent Snipers talks about leaving at sunrise like real pros. “Capital Grille” featuring Eli tha Don speaks of always staying at the top of the hill while “Live from Tokyo” talks about reporting directly from Japan’s capital. “Premium Plush” featuring Jaewon & Smoke DZA finds the trio jazzily explaining their preference for everything while “Time Travels” soulfully sends it off making his paper increase.

A huge reason I felt like The Don & Eye 2 was weaker than it’s predecessor was because almost every track having a feature & although not every guest appearance The Don & Eye 3 does the same, I can still put this new chapter above the previous installment since I can appreciate The Musalini being given more room to rock it by himself than he did when he & 9th Wonder last got together in 2022 for what could likely become his finest 2026 solo effort.

Score: 3.5/5

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Sweeping Promises – “You Say I Romanticize” review

Sweeping Promises are a post-punk/art punk duo from Lawrence, Kansas consisting of guitarist & drummer Caufield Schnug as well as bassist & vocalist Lira Mondal. Making their debut in the summer of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic with Hunger for a Way Out, they would go on to follow it up in 2023 with the sophomore effort Good Living is Coming For You & the positive reception both of those receive landed the pairing a deal with Sub Pop Records. The teasers building up towards their 3rd studio LP gave me hope of them getting the exposure they deserve & I had to find out if that’s the case or not.

The lead single “Shooting Shadows” wasn’t too bad of an artsy post-punk intro describing one’s personal space being invaded whereas “My Friend’s an Entomologist” sings about having a colleague who’s an expert regarding invasive species. “Last Man” thematically bases itself around Mary Shelley’s novel of the same name discussing a cholera outbreak & after the “Rapture, Or…” takes inspiration from Siouxsie Sioux to tackle apocalyptic themes, “Abduction on Camera” keeps the post-punk vibes for a powerful anti-ICE anthem.

“My Anchoress” kicks off the 2nd half conceptually centering itself around Julian of Norwich leading into the final single “Cocoon” develops a concert staple of theirs written after the Hunger for a Way Out sessions in a disarmingly dead-simple way. “Accent” maintains a post-punk sound singing about words not landing when falling out of their mouths & once “Does He Want to Be the Weatherman?” cheerfully uses meteorology as an unusual metaphor, “Write Lightly” concludes the album responding to those saying their perspective’s compromised.

Conceived during an 18 month period, the Sweeping Promises take the ethos they’ve developed & turn it upside-down for debatably the most frenzied half hour of their 6 year career marking their debut for Sub Pop Records. You Say I Romanticize’s post-punk influences are significantly minimized within the production compared to their earlier material, emphasizing the art punk & indie rock elements for a tribute to the chaos of creation & collaboration under shifting circumstances.

Score: 4/5

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Open Mike Eagle – “Doomed!: Rap Songs About a Relationship That Ends in Every Possible Universe” review

Open Mike Eagle is a 45 year old MC, producer & comedian from Chicago, Illinois known for being a member of the Project Blowed collective. His full-length debut Unapologetic Art Rap wouldn’t arrive until 2010, following it up with Rappers Will Die of Natural Causes & 4NML HSPTL preceding his Mello Music Group debut Dark Comedy. Paul White would later be brought in to produce Hella Personal Film Festival & would depart MMG after Brick Body Kids Still Daydream to form his own label Auto Reverse Records. Anime, Trauma & Divorce alongside Another Triumph of Ghetto Engineering and Neighborhood Gods Unlimited each had their own highlights but I thought his 10th studio LP marking his debut for Backwoodz Studioz distributed Rhymesayers Entertainment would be something special considering Kenny Segal’s involvement.

“Out to Lunch” makes for an outstanding jazz rap intro advising not to let him make your day if that favor cannot be returned whereas “Streets of Rage: Public Arguments Edition” featuring Gothic Tropic hooks up a vibraphone mixed with kicks & snares talking about tapping x to hold the block back like a video game. “Doomed!” turns up the jazziness referencing WWE Hall of Famer, former 2-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, 3-time WCW World Tag Team Champion, 2-time WCW World Television Champion & 5-time WWE United States Champion Lex Luger.

Hemlock Ernst shows up on the soulful “Unfinished Concrete Initials” talking about the apartment & wallet being left empty when it’s all said & done just before “Don’t Go Look (Battleworld Focus Prayer)” comes to the realization of possibly getting what he asked for over a synth-driven boom bap instrumental. “She Swear I’m Colorblind” featuring billy woods saves my favorite guest appearance for last talking about everyday thing becoming fashioned into weapons while “Science Fiction (Fantasy)” suggests to protect your peace if you want it.

“The Irredeemable Magic Man” kicks off the 2nd half with some bluesy licks talking about a magician who can never return because of his inability to improve while “The Many Hustles of My Lonely Time Traveling Uncle” returns to the boom bap discusses building an empire off selling nokia phone cases. “Trying to Remember What I Aimed At” psychedelically talks about executives & this industry at large being bullshit while “Schrödinger’s Green Room (There But Uninvited)” brings some horns in the picture telling the story of an intrusive man.

After the “It Happens In Every Universe” interlude, “Sweetheart Jail” dustily talks about a cruel & unusual person sitting behind bars who was arrested on a Friday night while “Infinity War Spoilers” gets in his nerdcore bag a bit spoiling the greatest Avengers flick. “Watching a Movie Called Freedom By Myself” concludes Mike’s official Backwoodz/Rhymesayers debut Doomed!: Rap Songs About a Relationship That Ends in Every Possible Universe on a dreamier note talking about the green chasing his blues away.

From the very moment Rhymesayers Entertainment began their distribution partnership with Backwoodz Studioz a year earlier, the whole label’s been on quite the run & Doomed!: Rap Songs About a Relationship That Ends in Every Possible Universe adds to that, joining Dark Comedy along with Hella Personal Film Festival & Brick Body Kids Still Daydream to become a top 5 statement in Open Mike Eagle’s catalog mostly because of the way he uses Kenny Segal’s experimentally jazzy production to paint his impression of a dead world through his abstract lyricism.

Score: 4.5/5

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Sk8star – “The Beautiful Rebellion” review

This is the latest extended play & the 8th overall from Atlanta, Georgia recording artist Sk8star. Emerging all the way back in 2021 off Superstar Status, he would go on to follow it up with a total of 7 more EPs & a couple of mixtapes preceding him signing to Island Records for his full-length studio debut Designer Junkie this past spring marking a full circle moment when reflecting upon his earlier output. As he prepares for the upcoming sophomore effort After the Gala though, The Beautiful Rebellion has only just begun.

“Lo Mein” begins with a decent opener likening his girl to a vampire whereas “Bloodhound” produced by Pi’erre Bourne talks about these other muhfuckas being out of bounds compared to him. “Doom” featuring Pz’ finds the pair trading verses over an ahead of the curve trap instrumental from Nosaint of Vanguard Music Group leading into “Churchs’” bringing Richie Souf back behind the boards to resurrect the chemistry they displayed throughout Designer Junkie, talking about being the hood type.

Kicking off the 2nd half of the EP, we have Pi’erre & Sk8 cooking up 1 last banger together with the pluggy “Callin’” confronting someone who stayed the same unlike him evolving just before “Sk8rokk” introduces us to the titular MC/producer duo dissin’ those who run with what’s popular. “Loose Tooth” reunites with Richie Souf talking about receiving oral while the closing track “Siamese” featuring diamond* spends The Beautiful Rebellion’s final minutes discussing exactly how slimey each of them are individually.

Couple longtime fans of Sk8star I know have since hailed Designer Junkie to be the Take Care of his discography & regardless of my uncertainty towards that claim, I can say it was a satisfying culmination of everything he was doing throughout it’s preceding EPs & mixtapes. The Beautiful Rebellion nevertheless preludes After the Gala in the form of a tasteful transitional phase in Sk8’s career enlisting a couple ØWay members to remind the world on top of 16 minutes worth of tight trap, rage, plugg & cloud rap production that they really do this.

Score: 3.5/5

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Smash Mouth – “Mercury Comet” review

Smash Mouth is an alternative power pop band from San Jose, California consisting of bassist Paul DeLisle, keyboardist Michael Klooster, drummer Randy Cooke, guitarist Sean Hurwitz & frontman Zach Goode. Originally fronted by Steve Harwell from their inception to 2021, their 1997 debut Fush Yu Mang & the 1999 sophomore effort Astro-Lounge under Interscope Records are widely celebrated as their strongest material. Self-titled, Get the Picture?, The Gift of Rock, Summer Girl & Magic were received mediocrely at best & horrid at worst. 3 years after Steve’s death, they’re keeping the band on life support for their 8th LP.

“Better Believer” made for an average power pop, pop rock & geek rock intro calling back to their cover of “I’m a Believer” by The Monkees whereas “Whiskey, Gin & Wine” questionably sings about alcohol considering Steve’s death was brought on by alcoholism. “Had Enuff” was an underwhelming cross between pop rock, freakbeat, baggy, power pop & geek rock singing about being fed up with somebody just before “Big Sur Sky” makes a tacky metaphor for being a star one of Cali’s darkest areas.

We have Zach & company taking it back to the Get the Picture? era stylistically on “House of the Setting Sun” singing about always going home if you can’t find the door preceding “Monsters on My Block” hideously mutating pop rock, geek rock, cocktail nation, power pop, freakbeat, funk rock & new tone to wrap up the 1st half. “New Wave Rodeo” gets the 2nd act going making mediocre references to a plethora of older musical acts including Devo & Elvis Costello while “Gimmie Gimmie” provides a cringeworthy tale of some dude in a bind not wanting to share with his partner.

“Jackie-O” sings about thinking he’d seen everything until he saw the titular character diving headfirst into a wishing well while “Soaking Up the Sun” goes for a ska rock direction yearning to chill by the ocean to escape from all the turmoil in our world. “Face in the Crowd” sings about them looking for a way in the current landscape when I think disbanding would be the properly solution to that & “Midnight Doctor (Mercury Comet)” concludes the album putting us inside the shoes of a morning regretter.

There’s literally no reason for Smash Mouth to even try continuing post-Magic & unsurprisingly, Mercury Comet in comparison ties it’s predecessor over a decade ago to become the most unpleasant listening experience of their discography. The alternative pop rock, power pop, pop punk, geek rock, cocktail nation, pop, freakbeat, baggy, funk rock & new tone production sadly gets wasted on Zach Goode’s unbearable vocals & Paul DeLisle’s awful songwriting.

Score: 0.5/5

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