Cyn – “Valley Girl” review

Cyn is a 31 year old singer/songwriter from Michigan whom Katy Perry signed to her Capitol Records imprint Unsub Records in the summer of 2017. Her debut EP Mood Swing came out in the fall of 2019 & has since been working on her official full-length debut studio album, dropping off a total of 7 singles ever since. However, she’s finally ready to make her biggest artistic breakthrough yet after her mentor’s latest offering 143 was critically panned a couple months ago.

“Losing Sleep” happens to be this dance-pop inspired intro track singing about her being unable to sleep as of late whereas “I Don’t Care” works in a bit of a pop rock vibe instrumentally showing off the curls in her hair without any fucks to give. “Lemons” embraces the pop sound fully refusing for her free fall down your hill to stop while “Be Like Her” pulls from the original theme for AEW Collision on the Discovery Global-owned TNT network “Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting)” by Elton John feeling envy towards another woman.

As for “House with a View”, we have Cyn singing on top of this trap beat that she wants to live out in Malibu with a significant amount of wealth just before “Drinks” goes for a bit of a cavernous pop flare altogether consuming alcohol to get her mind off her man being pissed. “Los Angeles, No Offense” apologizes for being a bitch during a party over this pop rock instrumental detailing her preference for Michigan instead of California leading into the stripped-back “Where Do All the Diamonds Go?” keeping her mind stuck on a thought that doesn’t serve her.

“Love You Like I Want To” turns the pop rock influences back up singing that she didn’t do anything wrong whatsoever wishing this individual’s ex would calm down, but then the jangly “Hard to Love” asks this person that Cyn’s no longer seeing why he’s acting like she’s difficult of deserving affection. “Crazy” pushes towards the conclusion with this catchy pop joint unable to put a finger on this woman’s insanity & “Growing Up” wraps up her debut promising you’ll take your time when it comes to that topic.

Starting the deluxe run, “The Smiths” has this catchy & fun pop rock vibe throughout paying homage to the Manchester indie pop band of the same name while the empowering ballad “Sweet” sings about still being here regardless of people writing her off for noticing her flaws & firing low blows. The final bonus track “Sink Your Teeth in Your Tongue” is a final pop rock joint telling her ex to stop sending texts to her new man, pointing out him leaving a hole in her heart & him never making the time for her.

If you’re like me & this is the first time you’re hearing of Cyn, you’re gonna want to give Valley Girl a listen because I definitely see why Katy Perry gave her a record deal since she’s easily the best artist on Unsub as of right now. The production here is a lot more detailed than 143 was pulling from dance-pop, alt-pop, pop rap, trap, pop rock & electropop matched with songwriting & vocals that come off as witty, clever & emotional.

Score: 3.5/5

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Katy Perry – “143” review

Katy Perry is a 39 year old singer/songwriter & television personality from Santa Barbara, California who started in 2001 by releasing a Christian rock album under her birth name Katy Hudson. She later signed to Capitol Records for the sophomore effort One of the Boys & 3rd album Teenage Dream launched Katy into international superstardom. PRISM, Witness & Smile were all released to mixed reception & some of the singles building up the Unsub Records founder’s 7th LP here had me interested.

“Woman’s World” starts with what is easily one of the worst songs that I’ve heard all year uglily mutating dance-pop, synthpop, synthwave & hi-NRG despite the themes of female empowerment whereas the poppy trap duet “Gimme Gimme” featuring 21 Savage finds the 2 getting lustful. “Gorgeous” featuring Kim Petras gives off an electro dance-pop flare shouting out the girlies for looking stunning just before “I’m His, He’s Mine” featuring Doechii works in elements of pop rap, Atlanta bass, contemporary R&B & trap getting possessive towards their lovers.

Meanwhile on “Crush”, we have Katy singing over a house beat about falling in love leading into “Lifetimes” going dance-pop, garage house, diva house, Euro House & future house paying tribute to her daughter Daisy. “All the Love” maintains the house vibes instrumentally accepting that love wasn’t for her until Daisy came into her life prior to “Nirvana” expressing Katy’s desire to be taken to a spiritual place of perfect peace & happiness through her current partner through sexual intimacy.

“Artificial” featuring J.I.D nears the conclusion of 143 in the form of this dance-pop/pop rap hybrid wanting to know who’ll save them from losing their minds while the song “Truth” demands transparency within a relationship even if it hurts her over an atmospheric trap beat & I can definitely tell that she’s referring to Russell Brand. The closer “Wonder” ends the album the eponymous wonder in everything no matter the age & no matter the circumstances that the wonder finds itself in.

Starting the deluxe run, “I Woke Up” is this happy go-lucky dance pop tune singing about having another day not doing the relatable theme of life not being promised any justice while “Has a Heart” tries way too hard to preach it’s message to the world of sharing the prospect of love to one another. “No Tears for New Year’s” embraces a synth-pop vibe refusing to let anyone cry soon as New Year’s Day begins & the final bonus track “OK” finishes by remaining optimistic ahead of the 2024 presidential election.

It’s crazy to think that the same woman who had damn near every single song on her major label sophomore effort like “California Gurls” featuring WWE Hall of Famer Snoop Dogg or even “E.T.” featuring Ye or the antisemitic Nazi formerly known as Kanye West has now given us what many including myself are now regarding as the worst body of work in her entire discography. I have no doubts that she wrote it from a sincere place since it’s named after what she calls her angel number, the biggest flaw here is the production playing catch-up to the dance party trends.

Score: 1/5

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