Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England, United Kingdom emcee/producer Dirty Dike making his High Focus Records victory lap with his 5th solo LP. A member of Contact Play, his solo debut Bogies & Alcohol as well as the sophomore effort Constant Dikestar were both welcomed to warm reception although Return of the Twat was considered average by many in comparison. The Sloshpot EP & Sucking on Prawns in the Moonlight have since become his most celebrated work ever, coming off the latter 3 years prior for Acrylic Snail.
After the “Playground” intro, we have Dike jumping over this EDM instrumental from Telemachus for the opener “Permanent Midnight” talking about snatching microphones out people’s hands because he’s giving 0 fucks whereas “Whoops” featuring Jam Baxter & Rag’n’Bone Man dropping 3 hardcore verses without the need of a chorus. “Caustic Soda” uses a flow homaging the late Sean Price talking about the way he raps prior to “Whoa” featuring Lee Scott dustily sends a warning directed at people thinking of making sly moves.
“Nothing at All” maintains a boom bap vibe with some keys asking what others are gonna do regarding him budging all the rules just before “Still the Same James” reaches the halfway point talking about being the very same prick he was when he began making music. The self-produced “I Like My Nights Dark” featuring Jam Baxter discusses their preference of having the streets completely empty & every alleyway being their birch while “Syringe Ditch” talks about him breaking up with a woman who perceived him to be a misogynist.
Leaf Dog joins Dike on the mic during “Caterpillar Funk” flexing that shit goes down when they pop out while “Dumb” featuring Dabbla talks about the pair being comfortably ill in their own rights. “Ouch” featuring Jman & Lee Scott finds the trio fucked up bleeding out the nose but after “Sun Tan of a Pig” boasts the vallys & quids in his bum-bag over a Ghosttown beat, “Rex 01” featuring the Foreign Beggars alongside Inja & Killa P ends the album with a cool hook-less 4 minute outro.
Spending more of his time producing for other artists since Sucking on Prawns in the Moonlight, the final album under Dirty Dike’s contract with High Focus Records finishes this era of his career by making Acrylic Snail plausibly the most personal entry in his whole entire discography. Shining a light on his formative years & of course the transition between his past & present selves, he pays homage to the things he saw in the very farthest reaches of night that made him who he is today accompanied by a solid list of guests.
Score: 3.5/5
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